“HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!”
bitch, please - I have a GO card
being fattened up. apparently, no one’s heard of a juice cleanse here. concerned that no one’s going to recognize me if I go back to California…
recent public appearances, featuring two adoring fans and one pathetic wannabe
Considering having a playdate with the First Dog. His people have contacted my people. I think he may have to lose the tennis ball, though - Hoyas play bball. If he can handle that, then I’ll reconsider.
Another video from yesterday (courtesy of the Hoya), featuring my song (“Hey JJ”), speeches given in homage to me, Clara Gustafson putting on my collar, and everyone singing me the fight song.
“JJ is a gift.”
YES I AM.
I made an appearance at the Georgetown Scholarship Program luncheon today in Hariri…went outside in order to have enough space to be fawned over and sufficiently photographed. Got to play in some plants in the process.
full video re-cap of today’s festivities, including behind-the-scenes footage (a.k.a. BACKSTAGE, people). check out my facial expression at the end - “frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
The free t-shirt that was given out in my honor today and which people FOUGHT OVER. Personally, I think Jack must have designed it; it has quite the condescending tone.